Yes, I’m serious.
Note to self: 2000 lady bugs. In the house. In the warm house. Not a good idea.
Also? Husband is
hysterically oddly weirded out by the little things. Good to know for future blackmail.
Hopefully when Piper’s an adult, we can use this experience as one of those “Do you have any idea what we’ve done for you” type of guilt. We’ll see.